Court reporting is hard. It takes a lot to become an CRR. But some days you don't feel very professional, sometimes you'd like everyone to just shut up and go away. This funny certified realtime reporter mug would make a great gift for any CRR you know, like yourself!
Only a select few even know how a steno keyboard works. That's why court reporting is cool. Reporters can speak and write in a language that no one can understand. It's a guaranteed conversation starter because everyone will want to know what court reporting is.
Most lawyers have been in as many legal proceedings as you have, yet they still haven't learned you only have two ears and two hands. Let off some of the aggravation of dueling attorneys and witnesses and dream about a perfect world where no one talked over each other.
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Most lawyers have been in as many legal proceedings as you have, yet they still haven't learned you only have two ears and two hands. Let off some of the aggravation of dueling attorneys and witnesses and dream about a perfect world where no one talked over each other.
Every attorney knows we can't take down nods of the head, grunts, and, of course, uh-huh and huh-uh. Yet at nearly every deposition they instruct witness not to use these non-words and expect us to put it in the transcript. This is a funny way to let attorneys know uh-huh and huh-uh are difficult no matter who's saying it.
Court reporting may not be THE oldest profession, but it sure is close. Way back in 63BC the first speech was recorded by a scribe using shorthand. Ours is a long and noble profession, show everyone the historical significance of court reporting every time you grab a pen.